Fact #1: During the 7th inning stretch Craig’s high chair converts to a recliner and a robot hand serves him bourbon.
Fact #2: The Braves 1995 Championship Team portrait was an anniversary gift from Chipper Jones. Craig’s wife claims he bought it on eBay
Fact #3: The Braves 1995 Championship itself was Ted Turner’s wedding gift to Craig.
Fact #4: Craig only has one Braves Bathrobe and One Bubble Pipe. Accept no imitations.
Fact #5: The Craig Blimp was built in Germany and then customized by MTV and West Coast on an episode of Pimp My Ride.
Fact #6: Baseball rainouts occur when the Lair’s Weather Control Device fails. These failures are caused by Aquaman. Now you know why he is Craig’s Nemesis.
Fact #7: Craig doesn’t have wimpy sound systems like THX. He has a patented 16 speaker system that delivers the audio from the actual game to his Lair. It’s called CraigLive.
Fact #8: Once, Brian Wilson was so annoying at a charity function Craig attended that he sheared Brian’s beard off. Wilson went on the DL for six weeks.
Fact #9: There is no Dana, only Baseball.
Fact #10: Craig currently owns 273 booble-head players.
Fact #11: 19 of those are different versions of Chipper Jones.
Fact #12: Momentum is the next day’s Starting Pitcher.
Fact #13: Baseball isn’t the only sport played in the world… we think. Maybe. Not Sure. We’ll get back to you on that one.